Posted by Marko on June 21, 2020 in Off Topic |

When I think of the word “maid” doing work doesn’t come to mind.

Beer maid – They get your beer for you so you don’t have to.
Nursey maid – Aren’t these the same as nannies? Well, whatever, they take care of the kiddies for you.
Kitchen maid – Also known as a personal chef I’m sure. They cook so you don’t have to.
Cleaning maids – I see them driving around all the time. They clean your house so you don’t have to.
Old maid – I’m not sure what they do for you.
Littermaid – These fancy little boxes should clean cat poop for you so you don’t have to.

But do they? NO! The word “maid” is used very loosely to those Littermaid folks. This isn’t the first time I’ve had beef with this product. What’s the problem now? Well it doesn’t do a good job of cleaning. Would you keep a maid if you had to pick up after she’s already been through the house? No. Well I don’t want to scoop up cat poop after the box has already “cleaned” it. I don’t want to pick up the poo-bin to find a bunch of litter under it. That’s not where it’s supposed to go!

I shouldn’t have to clean up after a self-cleaning litter box. I’m doing less work cleaning the non-mechanical one upstairs. I’d be better off buying another normal box and replacing that stupid machine. Did you read that Littermaid? I hate your product and by association I hate all of you. Your faces are stupid.

On a funnier note, I was pouring litter from one container to another and Voodoo is apparently afraid of falling litter. He came. He sniffed. He bolted.

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